![]() ![]() Jesus answered: The friends of a bridegroom don't go without eating while he is still with them.Īnd Jesus saith to them: Can the children of the marriage fast, as long as the bridegroom is with them? As long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot fast.Īnd Jesus said unto them, Can the sons of the bride-chamber fast, while the bridegroom is with them? as long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot fast. Yeshua said to them, “Are the children of the bridal chamber able to fast as long as the groom is with them? No!” ![]() Jesus said to them, “The wedding guests cannot fast while the groom is with them, can they? As long as they have the groom with them, they cannot fast.Īnd Jesus said unto them, Can the sons of the bridechamber fast, while the bridegroom is with them? as long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot fast. Jesus answered, “The attendants of the bridegroom cannot fast while the bridegroom is with them, can they? As long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot fast. ![]() Jesus replied, “How can the guests of the bridegroom fast while He is with them? As long as He is with them, they cannot fast.Īnd Jesus said to them, "Are the sons of the bridechamber able to fast while the bridegroom is with them? As long a time as they have the bridegroom with them, they are not able to fast.Īnd Jesus said unto them, Can the children of the bridechamber fast, while the bridegroom is with them? as long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot fast.Īnd Jesus said to them, “Can the friends of the bridegroom fast while the bridegroom is with them? As long as they have the bridegroom with them they cannot fast.Īnd Jesus said to them, “While the groom is with them, the attendants of the groom cannot fast, can they? As long as they have the groom with them, they cannot fast.Īnd Jesus said to them, “While the bridegroom is with them, the attendants of the bridegroom cannot fast, can they? So long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot fast.Īnd Jesus said to them, “While the bridegroom is with them, the attendants of the bridegroom do not fast, do they? So long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot fast.Īnd Jesus said to them, “Can the attendants of the bridegroom fast when the bridegroom is with them? So long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot fast. They can’t fast while the groom is with them.Īnd Jesus said to them, “Can the wedding guests fast while the bridegroom is with them? As long as they have the bridegroom with them, they cannot fast. Jesus replied, “Do wedding guests fast while celebrating with the groom? Of course not. I won't look up the actual bible verse, but I'm pretty sure this isn't quite how it happened.Jesus answered, “How can the guests of the bridegroom fast while he is with them? They cannot, so long as they have him with them. That's not a metaphor, I am literally shrunk down and am walking around in this child's veins, pointing my hands at huge, icky viruses that are in the same shape as all those COVID-19 graphics we see on the news. The final miracle of the prologue is even weirder, as a Roman officer's son is sick and I leave my body, travel 20 miles as a ghost, then heal the kid by plunging into his veins and battling against a virus. Jesus fun fact: He can shrink down and enter your veins It just doesn't feel all that humble, which goes counter to my admittedly limited understanding of JC. Let the world know: Yeah, I'm the water-into-wine guy. I'm young, cocky Jesus, I've got cool new party-saving powers, I'm just starting my battle against Satan, and I need to whip up some good PR. First I make the wine attendant taste the wine, and then I go get the groom and also make him taste the wine, and then I spend what feels like far too much time explaining to both of them that it was I, Jesus, who made the water into wine. ![]() But that's not the part that really bugs me. ![]()
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